Questions and contributions have continued to flutter into my inbox, accumulating into another compendium of fascinating messages. I love these precious opportunities to peer into the erotic thoughts of others, and learn what really turns them on.
These submissions remind me of the suggestions yelled from the audience in improv comedy gigs. Each contribution is a chance to take something intriguing - or even outrageous - and build upon it, creating a rich new shared experience for everybody. I think so much of eroticism is simply the willingness to share and improvise.
Let’s see what’s been shouted from the audience this month!
#1 In Praise of Crotch Ropes
💬 “So, I was using the random post button and in a post from a while ago you mentioned crotch rope. It reminded me of a video I saw where if girls were caught wearing no panties to school the principal made them a very uncomfortable substitute before paddling them. Is that how you would handle the situation?” [link]
I highly recommend the use of the random post chooser, you never know what hidden treats you might discover!
Personally, I love chastity belts and crotch ropes. I love how they’re a perfect fit for the female anatomy, running down a belt around from her waist, over the sensitive skin of her shaved mound, and into the little groove of her cleft. I love how the rope covers her hood, and rubs more against her most sensitive places the more excited she gets.
I would of course choose a cord thin enough to intrude between her inner lips, but thick enough to cover her wet little hole, denying access to her naughty fingers.
I love how a crotch rope is at its tightest on the special spot between her holes, how it rubs there when she moves - and most especially - when she’s made to bend over for a good hard whacking. I love how she’ll feel the rope against her bottom hole with every footstep she takes, and how elegant it looks embedded within the fissure of her bottom cheeks.
As you may know, I’m an advocate of going out without panties. But if school rules mandate soft cotton knickers are part of the uniform, I’d be duty-bound to punish those silly enough to think the rules didn’t apply to them. Offenders would be led by the wrist, or even their ear, to my study.
I’d tell her to remove her skirt first, so I could fit a belt around her waist. Yes, she’d be completely exposed, standing with her crotch just in front of my face as I tie a cord to the front of the belt, guiding it down between her slit, between her legs and up between her bottom cheeks. The cord would go under and over the belt at the back, with a quick tug to tighten, before descending again, following the same route so it was doubled up, until the free end reaches the belt at her waist and is tied off in a knot.
Once I’m happy her rope is tight I’ll allow her to fasten her skirt again. She’ll be sent back to her classes, with no-one else aware she’s now wearing a crotch rope just beneath her uniform. Then she’ll be dismissed with instructions to report back to my office at the end of the school day. It’ll be good for her to spend a few hours in squirming frustrated anticipation, feeling the cord tight against her slit, but helpless to relieve herself.
On her return to my study I’ll remove her skirt once more, and check she hasn’t been fiddling between her legs. Then she’ll receive a good hard spanking, bending over to grasp her ankles, so her crotch rope is pulled extra tight.
Then afterwards, I’d escort her to the wall, where there are several coat hooks at around waist level. I’d tell her to stand on her tip toes with her back to the wall, and lift the back of her belt over the hook at the most suitable height. She can stand there with her spanked bum smarting and her crotch rope tugged tight until she can feel a burning line between her legs that’s as hot as her spanked bottom.
The funny thing is, even though every girl is perfectly aware of the embarrassingly sore consequences, I still seem to regularly catch naughty girls without panties, trying their luck.
#2 Bottom Hole on the Menu
💬 “What would you do for a woman who really likes having her arsehole stimulated?” [link]
Everything.
I’d create a special menu, a table d'hôte, where bottom hole is the only delicacy to be served.
I’d begin by escorting my guest towards her seat, but first, I’d help her slip out of her evening gown, undressing her completely. After I’d respectfully lowered and removed her elegant lingerie, I’d compliment her on her waxing, admiring the silky smoothness of her intimate places.
Fine restaurants have soft napkins on the table, though in my establishment the napkin has a very particular purpose, and I’d politely request my guest bend over for a thorough bottom wiping.
Only then would I seat her, inviting her to recline on a luxurious armchair, with her feet on the armrests so her legs were spread and her bumhole exposed.
I would be sitting on a low footstool just beneath her, having positioned a full-length mirror behind me so she can look down between the gap of her breasts, and see everything that subsequently happens between her legs.
Now, would you care to see the menu, Madame?
It is a set menu, you do not need to choose.
MENU
APPETISER
Bottom Inspection, with fingers and tongue
ENTRÉE
Intimate make-up brush tickling of perineum and anus
MAIN COURSE
Root of Ginger, with a well-smacked bottom
DESSERT
Sticky chocolate fudge, licked clean off the bum hole
APRÈS
Conversation is as much a part of a good meal as any dish, so afterwards I’d insist she told me the story of how she first started playing with her bottom. When did she have her first anal orgasm? How often does she masturbate anally? Does she use lube, or rub her own wetness around her rim, or lick her fingers? Show me.
As we talk I would politely request Madame did not attempt to touch her clit, no matter how much it throbbed. Her pretty bottom hole is to be the only delicacy on the menu tonight.
Would you care to reserve a seat in my humble establishment, Madame?
#3 Types of Punishment Panties
💬 “Can any panty qualify as a punishment panty as long as we give meaning to it? Or perhaps there's an "ideal" punishment panty out there, along the lines or "white, cotton, mid-rise..."?“ [link]
Certainly white cotton mid-rise panties are a perfect choice, strongly evocative of schooldays, and strong enough for a sustained panty-pulling that will result in a very sore pink stripe.
The great thing about panty-pulling is different materials will provide different sensations. Thicker cottons will bunch and create a thick band that will spread the heat of rubbing across across a wider area. Whilst thinner stretchier fabrics, such as polyester/lycra (elastane) blends will form a narrower band when pulled, allowing them to enter deeper between the bottom cheeks and the labia, and maximise the friction felt on a much smaller spot.
So yes, any underwear can be used for punishment panties, and it can add an extra frisson if the garment has additional meaning associated with it.
For instance, you might wear your punishment panties unpulled under your smart work clothes, or when you dress up to go out. Just imagine sitting in that fancy restaurant, knowing everyone else is wearing their most elegant lingerie, and you are sitting in your plainest white cotton schoolgirl panties.
No one else will know you’re secretly wearing a pair of panties that’s recently been pulled so deep into your slit. Do you remember how completely you soaked it? Or how you were spanked in it? Or how hard you came in it?
Perhaps your partner will threaten to send you to the lavatory, to pull them up tighter during the evening. Then later, as you sit on the thin tight band of sodden fabric feeling so exposed and naughty, they’ll lean over and whisper into your ear: “When we get home, I’m going to spank you so hard, and watch you doing the sit-down dance…”
#4 Fantasising about Getting Caught
💬 “I keep fantasising about someone walking in when I’m touching myself. And bending me over and smacking my bottom with their hands. And when I keep trying to put my fingers on my clit, get something even worse than their hand” [link]
I think this might be quite a common fantasy. Though there’s nothing wrong with touching ourselves, when we were first exploring our fantasies and experimenting with our own bodies, it was done in private. It was also done in secret, it would have seemed very crude to proudly announce we were going off somewhere to masturbate.
As a result of this secrecy, I wonder if many of us come to associate masturbation as an inherently naughty act, something to be done furtively, as we could be discovered at any moment.
For those into spanking, it might well be a natural progression to associate that act of ‘naughtiness’ with being spanked. You might imagine yourself in a favourite fantasy setting, like being caught playing in a boarding school dorm, or in a cupboard at work, or in the bushes by your governess.
Isn’t it funny how in real life we subject ourselves to such great stresses to keep our secrets hidden. Yet in our fantasies, we can’t wait to be caught.
In your head, do you hear the voice of the one who catches you? You’re such a naughty girl! And we all know what happens to naughty girls, don’t we?
Did the thought of being caught with your hand in your panties make you so throbby and horny and desperate to play? Were you imagining yourself in another reality, and the good hard spanking you’d most certainly receive upon being discovered? Did you climax when you imagined getting caught, as you were being spanked, or afterwards as you played with a sore bottom?
#5 Bare Bottom Ventriloquism
💬 “I’m a woman in my late twenties, and I fantasize being forced to have a governess. Whenever I act naughty, she drags me to a room, sets up a camera, and gets me naked. She then sits in a chair and drags me across her lap, and makes my bare bottom face the camera. She then records to my embarrassment.
She then spanks me hard while “I promise to be a good little girl.” She furthers my embarrassment, she ventriloquizes my bare bottom cheeks while she reddens them, acting as if my bottom hole is talking. She will push and pull bottom cheeks, making it seem like my bottom hole is saying “I’m so naughty and I crave spankings.”
Do you have any recommendations for stories where naughty ladies get their bare bottoms spanked and ventriloquized? It’s so adorable and sexy seeing a woman’s bare bottom as an impersonation tool. I also have sexual fantasies where I cry while being spanked bare bottom by a governess while she sings songs about spanking women while she turns my bottom into rubies.” [link]
This is such a wonderfully original fantasy! I must confess, I’ve never considered using a bare bottom like a ventriloquist’s dummy, but now you mention it, I can definitely see how that would work. Hands spreading and releasing the buttocks would make a bum appear to move like the mouth of a hand puppet.
Even more intimately, fingers on either side of the slit could make those little lips talk too. A naughty girl caught playing with herself might be forced to describe how she was playing with herself, and what she was fantasising about, whilst her governess moved her lips accordingly. With her spanks adding a pink blush to the cheeks on either side of the pretend little mouth.
I can also see why Miss would record each performance. She’d be able to compile a library of special ‘cartoons’ to put on the television when her charge needed to be dressed up in her regressively girlish little clothes.
Miss knows just how to put her charge into little space. How embarrassing for a grown woman to be treated so childishly, having to sit in front of the big screen, watching your own bum, or slit, telling such embarrassing stories. Knowing you had to be quiet, and couldn’t dare act up or whine, or you might find yourself filming another episode right away instead.
Or perhaps her governess would choose a musical for you to watch. Like the one she recorded at a recent birthday party, where you and your silly little friends got rather too boisterous, and all ended up across Miss’s lap. Miss sang a different song as she spanked and admonished each one of you, greatly enjoying singing to the accompaniment of sniffling tears. Watching that back was always so embarrassing, Miss especially liked putting that on whenever your friends came to visit.
It was even more embarrassing when Miss invited fellow disciplinarians round for tea. You girls would have to sit in silence in front of the screen, forced to watch a ludicrously humiliating 'cartoon’ as your disciplinarians chatted amiably about their charge’s recent misbehaviours. You’d share nervous glances, waiting to find out if you’d been naughty enough to warrant another episode being made.
I hadn’t written any stories about bare bottom ventriloquism, but now it seems I’ve written the outline of one. I do hope you’ll enjoy elaborating on it, imagining it, and bringing it vividly to life.
#6 Wake-Up Spankings
💬 “Recently I’ve been imagining going to bed with a sore and bright red bottom, sleeping on my tummy and trying not to hump the bed, and getting woken up in the morning for another spanking to warm my bottom back up. Very similar to Punishment Panties, but I get spanked before I even leave the bed. I imagine that some mornings, I’m spanked over the knee, and sometimes I’m forced out of bed and made to put my hands on my head before a wicked wooden spoon gets used on me. I imagine getting a few extra swats from jumping and wiggling. I love the idea of a motivational spanking to get me going in the morning.” [link]
Wake-up spankings are such an under-appreciated way to start a day.
We tend to think of spankings as something that takes a while to happen. They can be the culmination of hours, or even days of thrilling anticipation. But there’s also the thrilling possibility of being spanked without any warning, when your mind is still drowsy and groggy, and your eyes are still blurry from sleep.
Instead of being woken by a gentle nudge, it’s a strong hand grasping your wrist. You’re dragged across your disciplinarian’s lap, your pyjamas lowered or nightie lifted, and you feel hot whacks sting your bare bottom before you’re even fully aware of what is happening. One moment you were blissfully dozing, the next moment, you’re suffering the rudest possible awakening.
Adrenaline surges through you, our bodies’ most powerful stimulant. Normally this feeling builds as we sense danger, or are being pursued. But the sudden ambush of being spanked when we’re at our most vulnerable maximises the shock. Initially you might even feel disassociated from your body, like you’re trapped within a lucid dream, as if part of your mind can’t believe it’s really happening.
But it won’t be long until the adrenaline rush kickstarts your consciousness. Suddenly everything snaps into focus, you begin to experience every sensation in vivid detail. Now your heart is thumping, your skin is exquisitely sensitive, and the fog of grogginess is completely blown away. It’s as if you’d been awake for hours.
You’d start the day with a sore bottom, and the wonderful bliss only a spanking can provide. I think there’ll be many reading this early in the morning with a groggy head, wishing someone would wake them up just like this.
#7 A Sequel to Cosmopolitan
💬 “I remember a while ago you said a continuation of cosmopolitan may be in the works. Is that still on the list of things to do? Though I truly love all your writing, I think I’m looking forward to that the most. But no pressure!” [link]
A sequel to Cosmopolitan is still in my folder of unfinished stories!
I started it years ago, I even wrote a pretty good opening, but never got as far as writing a satisfying ending. My initial idea was a tale of a week of schoolgirl roleplaying high-jinks, but school scenarios are a well-trodden trope, and I wanted to write something unique.
So, I put that partially story back on the shelf, and imagined what a private “school” might look like a decade into the future, and started writing what became Head Girl instead. And I am very happy with how that turned out.
I still have the old roleplaying weekend draft, and I have some ideas on how I might one day do it justice. It would definitely be a longform story, but what makes longer stories special is they’re more than just a description of a hot imaginary scene. Longform stories have deeper themes and characters, but it takes time to build these worlds and make them immersive enough that a reader might begin to believe they can actually step into them.
So yes, one day I hope you’ll be able to vicariously experience how a group of spanking-lovers dressed up as schoolgirls, went away for a week, and got up to all sorts of mischief - and then came home with joyous memories and well-smacked bottoms. But before that, the next story to see the light of day will our long overdue return to Regency England…
#8 Someone’s going to get their bottom licked
💬 “Sir, I wanted to let you know my dom was so kind to bend me over her knee and spank me before eating my ass for the first time. It felt so good and I was moaning embarrassingly loud. She was able to then slip a finger in to my bottom hole and I came as soon as she slipped another into my pussy. It was so embarrassing and good I can't stop thinking about it” [link]
I’m delighted to hear you’ve both been able to enjoy the intense pleasure of licking a well-spanked bottom. Like you say, it can add a powerful new dimension of humiliation to a spanking, having to present your sore bum for inspection, wiping, and tonguing. It can be very hot and very embarrassing to know that after any spanking you get, you may also be licked and penetrated anally too.
Or - to preserve the element of surprise - your disciplinarian might insist that after your spanking, you must kneel and spread her cheeks, and lick her hole thoroughly in lieu of corner time. There’s a scene just like that in the Sense and Sensuality story.
She might warn you: "Someone's going to get their bottom licked...", whispering it into your ear like a tug on an invisible leash. Her calm words would instantly halt any misbehaviour. You’d immediately know you'd just earned a spanking, and maybe more.
There was deliberate ambiguity in her promise. Did she mean licking as a euphemism for a good whacking? Or that after your spanking, she'd tell you to kneel behind her, your head underneath her skirt, and insist you spread her cheeks and thoroughly licked her bum hole in lieu of corner time?
Or maybe she meant you'd be presenting your own sore bum for inspection, wiping, and a humiliating tonguing? She believed good discipline came from being on tenterhooks, in a state of dizzying suspense and tingling anticipation.
You’d never quite knew your fate until after her final smack had landed. That might be all, or you could be bending over to expose yourself. Or you might find yourself kneeling beneath her skirt, thanking her for her strictness with your grateful tongue deep between her cheeks.
#9 Roller-coasters and Adventure Playgrounds
💬 “I really wish I could get a spanking from you. I just know it would be so beautiful and a wonderful experience. I want to experience you in action !“ [link]
That’s very kind!
I sometimes wonder what would happen in an alternate reality where my life took a massive swerve and I somehow became a professional spanker. Where anyone could book me at the click of a button, and spanking of their dreams might only be a conversation away. It even sounds like the plot to the kind of story I might write.
What kind of spanking service would I provide? I think there are two kinds of spankers: roller-coasters and adventure playgrounds.
Roller-coasters have their own set way of how they like to spank, driven by what they find personally arousing and satisfying. The experience might well be polished to perfection by years of experience, but passengers don’t get to change the ride. Such folk can be great fun to play with, for those willing to strap in and enjoy the plunge.
But I consider myself in the adventure playground category of spankers, those who prefer to improvise and build experiences collaboratively. You likely know that already, I’m an erotic screenwriter, one who enjoys creating stories for the theatre between my readers’ ears.
So, those booking me wouldn’t be embarking a predetermined ride, but commencing their own personalised erotic adventure. I’d prioritise putting my visitor at ease, and taking time to understand what actually brought them to my door.
I’d hope visiting clients would open up to me, as we built the trust that would allow them to be vulnerable. Tell me about your spanking desires I’d say, and I’ll do my very best to make them real.
Do you have a favourite fantasy, I’d ask, or a story you wished you could step into? Perhaps you’d like to be spanked in a particular place, wearing just the right costume to make it immersive and special? What implements would you like to experience from my extensive and precious collection?
How much do you want to feel, not just physically but emotionally? Do you want your bum to sting painfully or merely radiate a pleasurable glow? Do you want to struggle or zone out? How will I know when to stop?
What emotions would you like to choose from my gourmet menu? I can offer shame, lust, apprehension, pride, joy, security, resentment, and contrition, or any other feeling you desire.
Fortunately you don’t need me to become a professional spanker to experience this. What I’ve just described is a journey any couple can take. It begins with finding someone you trust, and together, expressing what you both really want.
If your partner’s spanking style is to be a roller-coaster and you’re happy with that, you can simply bend over and enjoy the ride. And if they’re an adventure playground, open your hearts and minds, and have fun getting bumps and dirty knees together.
#10 Discreet Public Punishments
💬 “Could you come up with a list of subtle punishments (solo) to do in public. like very subtle…” [link]
Here are some very discreet suggestions for embarrassing activities you can do in plain sight without anybody else ever noticing.
Read a spanking story in a public place, like a cafe or a park, so you won’t be able to touch yourself. For a more intense effect, read several.
Record yourself in your bedroom giving yourself a good spanking, or masturbating, (or even both), then listen back to it in public through earphones.
Go out without any panties on. Even better, with no bra on underneath either.
Go out wearing a butt plug. Coat it in Ginger Paste for greater discomfort.
Go out wearing a Kegel ball inside and do a certain number of clenches in public. 100, 200, 300? How many until your tired vagina aches?
Go into a public lavatory, or a toilet in a friend’s home, and silently masturbate. As this is punishment, edge or ruin instead of coming.
Go out wearing a chastity belt or crotch rope.
Go out wearing panties backwards.
Go out wearing a punishment girdle and give yourself a few smacks on the pussy in a public toilet.
Give yourself a spanking whilst wearing no panties, just Spanking Tights, and then go out in them under a dress.
Sit down in a public place, like a cafe, and begin writing like you’re journaling - except what you’ll really be writing is an essay of several pages on a theme like “Why naughty girls must be spanked hard on their bare bottoms”. Or, write A Note From School. Then go home and give yourself the spanking you deserve.
There, that should be enough ideas to make your cheeks burn as hot as a well-smacked bottom, and no one nearby will ever know the real reason why.
If you enjoyed this, the archive has collections of readers’ questions for June and July. And if you really really enjoyed it and know other naughty minds who might like it, doesn’t it seem almost indecent not to share this discovery with them too?
Parting Thoughts
Enormous thanks once again to my wonderful readers for contributing such awesome questions. I hope you’ve enjoyed peeping into their kinky imaginations, as we so rarely get a chance to see inside each other’s erotic minds. If this has fired your desire to anonymously ask a question of your own, you’re very welcome to do so here.
And you’re very welcome to enrich this post with your own thoughts here…
Until next time, play safe, and stay curious!
– spankingtheatre